Maybe if they walked in now they would understand why I'm not the biggest fan of the guy. I was not looking forward to spending the night with him, but my parents didn't really give me a choice. His parents are out of town for the night so I ended up having to share my room with him because I have one of those bunk beds with a bed on top and futon on the bottom. Just 2 months ago they made us have joint 18th birthday parties because we were born just 2 weeks apart.

'You can do whatever you want when you are in your own bedroom, but I don't want your naked ass all over my futon! Can't you go 1 night without jackin off?'īryan is my neighbor that I can't stand, but that my parent's try to force me to hang out with because we go to school together and they are good friend's with his parents. Making no effort to get up or stop what he was doing Bryan said, 'How can you have this movie and not get horny man? This is almost a good as porn!' 'What the fuck, Bryan?' I said as I walked into my bedroom catching a friend of mine sitting on my couch completely naked masturbating to Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman in 'Black Swan'.